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GagaDoll
"No, screw guys with ‘swag’, and screw the whole ‘quiet, lanky, awkward’ thing too. I want a boy who holds the door open for me. I want a boy who calls me ‘sweetheart’ and ‘love’ and ‘darling’, not ‘babe’ or ‘shawty’. I want a boy who pulls the chair out for me, lets me sit on his lap, and gives me his jacket if I’m cold. I want a boy who uses cheesy pickup lines like ‘You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business’ instead of shit like ‘Is your ass a graveyard? Cause I wanna bury my dick in it!’ I want a boy who’s willing to cuddle, who actually WANTS to watch old movies and curl up on the couch with junk food. I want a boy who speaks proper English, and doesn’t say YOLO every five minutes. I want a boy who still gives me cute little Valentines on Valentine’s Day, and kisses me under the mistletoe at Christmas. I want a boy who acts like a total goofball, and maybe even sings an old-timey love song every once in a while. That’s the kind of boy I want, and it doesn’t matter what girls say; deep down, that’s the kind of boy they all want."
-Kinley W. (via mikeyfuckinmousehipster)
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